we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird
Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
Easy A is too funny to cope
This film is the best omg
can we just talk about the fact that Emma Stone in this movie is basically tumblr
#he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty
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today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
have you ever been in a drama class
My boss stopped talking in the middle of a work meeting to ask me “does that say ‘murder’?”
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOURE DRAWING A MAN HAPPY ABOUT MURDER TO PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW SHERLOCK
parents: are you sure you are queer?
me: crystal queer.